You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
smell my finger.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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