I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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