Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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