i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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