I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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