ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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