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I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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