Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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