in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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