Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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