How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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