There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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