I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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