I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's blow job season.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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