YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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