BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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