well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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