i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Randomize
