So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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