And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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