What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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