have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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