Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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