is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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