Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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