Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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