Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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