I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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