I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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