lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Its about making memories worth repressing
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He felt like a one man threesome
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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