So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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