Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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