remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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