i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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