Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
