office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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