This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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