Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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