Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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