I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize