none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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