I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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