The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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