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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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