I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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