Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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