Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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