is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
do nipples grow back?
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