Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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