i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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