I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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