i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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