i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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