are you so shy because you have an std?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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