We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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