So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You are the jesus of drinking
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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